FAD 3.0

“Bob” who says his own blog isn’t dead yet came forward with a clever contribution. He used the official line-up of FHM’s Top 10 Sexiest of 2012 (from the Sexiest 100) and linked it to it’s corresponding FAD Label per Babe.

Say you chose #1 Sam Pinto, you’ll be redirected to the ‘well written’ articles MC, TheGreatest and Your’s Truly have posted about Sam Pinto so far (and from the other FAD authors as well). Same thing goes for the rest of the Top 10 Line-up.

Plus there’s a funny twist down the end.

Thanks a lot “Bob“!

And the Top 10 Sexiest of the land are …

Top 10 FHM Sexiest 2012

#1 Sam Pinto

#2. Angel Locsin

#3. Solenn Heussaff

#4. Cristine Reyes

#5. Marian Rivera

#6. Ellen Adarna

#7. Jackie Rice

#8. Bela Padilla

#9. Jennylyn Mercado

#10. Lovi Poe

-Esteban

Not the “Sam” everyone likes, but another Sam you’d only like if your little head is doing all the thinking. But still, watch the video after the cut.

Sam Pinto appears in this new teevee ad of some slimming product, which we think is total bull because a buddy of ours was feeding this thing to his pigs and they don’t ever get slim!

Also, at the tail-end of the video, Sam blurts out a self-admiring “Wow, naman!” For some reason, that mentally took us back to 1989, watching Silence of the Lambs in some cinema, looking at serial killer Buffalo Bill semi-dancing naked before a mirror and saying to himself, “I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me, hard.”

So thanks to this teevee ad, we now can imagine Sam doing the same hot shit when she goes home at night, admiring her naked self in the mirror. Brownie points!

Thanks, “Raffmano!”

Sam Pinto isn’t singing here, but marketers of this music album assumes consumers are bleating idiots whose purchasing decisions are solely based on the presence of Sam’s face on the cover…and maybe they’re darned right! But they would have been righter if instead of this feathery white shit, Sam’s wearing a sheet of transparent totally see-through cellophane and doing spontaneous cartwheels in this forest place.

Anyway.

Thanks, “Dornel!”

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Somehow reminding me of Alexa Davalos (that hottie who played Andromeda in last year’s Clash of the Titans), Sam Pinto peddles a leading brand of booze here, and we’re all already drunken from staring at her say sexy words like “Pwede!”

That voice in your head says “Can I unload my splooge on your chest?”

Sam’s voice says: “Pwede!”

Goddammit cream in my pants!

Watch out: moundy crotch shot at 00:12

Thanks, “Raffmano!

This is what’s so great about being a great-looking babe: work is so easy! Take Sam Pinto: people pay her a full-sized bus stuffed with cash just to do things like this. While you, ordinary person with hair on your anus, you have to sit out the entire day pounding on the key board pretending to appear “busy,” while ninja-surfing FAD on your free time. Anyway, just enjoy these breathtaking images of Sam doing a day’s “work”.

OK, Sam, touch your own shoulder like it’s hot. Guys think it’s sooo hot when a chick like you touches her own shoulder! Later, we’ll have you touch your own flipflops, too! Or twirl those colorful bracelets! It’s very important!

Thanks, “Dick Tracy!”

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