Mae dela Cerna, the crucial half of the pussy-eating and condom-use-teaching duo called the Mocha girls (there are other members, but we don’t often see them simulating cunnilingus, so), looks awesome in this shot. We hope this is actually a series of pics in increasing degrees of undress.
While people are still talking themselves silly about Lindsay Lohan’s “impending” Playboy photoshoot, Fleshlight jumps in the middle of the excitement to publicly request Lindsay to please allow them to take “molds of her mouth, vagina and butt.”
That’s coming from Fleshlight CEO Steve Shubin himself, who we think will be the first to try a Lindsay Lohan mouth Fleshlight the moment it rolls out the factory.
Meanwhile, the most “hardcore” someone like Mocha could do is pose with someone else’s vaginal mold.
As seen from this Fleshlight page.
Dear Ms. Lohan:Your Fleshlight products would bring fantasies to reality as men across the world would be able to have fun with Lindsay Lohan! You would be joining the Fleshlight Girls family which includes porn stars such as Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann and Stoya. With over four million Fleshlight products sold, Fleshlight is the most well-known and reputable male sex toy company in the world.
We would very much like to invite you to become one of our Fleshlight Girls. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy for men, and becoming one of our Fleshlight Girls means you would be joining an exclusive club. Should you decide to join this club, we would offer you up to $1 million dollars for molds of your mouth, vagina, and butt.
We hope you will give our offer serious consideration and that you will contact us at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely,
Mocha holds an artificial vagina, called a Fleshlight, and positions it exactly where her real vagina is.
Real or fake–it’s all about the fucking choices.
Thanks, “Marky!”
As it turns out, Mocha’s lectures on the best ways to do the whole sexytime thing were some sort of a “drill” or a “net-xercise” to prime up the multitude for her new bisexual sex-fest wankathon mega-fuel of a movie called So Much Pain, So In Love.
As Mocha said in her blog:
You will witness in the movie the hardships two bisexual women have to face—not being accepted, being rejected constantly, being lonely… There are common hardships every lesbian/gay/bisexual/transexual go through everyday.
And by “hardships,” based on the stuff we’ve seen so far, Mocha means “fucking each other’s brains out.” Well, if that’s “hardship,” I’d like to be in a “totally hopeless, extremely difficult position that should give kids the screaming mimies.”
For the trailer and more screencaps of Mocha’s So Much Pain, So In Love, hit this.
Thanks, “Boy Balor!”
Jahziel Manabat pumps iron to keep those girls as well rounded as possible. Now, if only Jahziel could also do one of those videos Mocha loves doing involving a lubricated dildo and a condom while looking hot and oiled like this, we could sleep soundly tonight.
Thanks, anonymous person!
Jump!
As if this day isn’t hot enough, here are pictures of Mocha putting various things in her mouth.
Thanks, “Michael!”
After the cut, there’s a priceless sex face, too!
Many have said this, but I’ll say it again: this video clip makes you wish you’re in this guy’s place, and more. Mocha should do this on national teevee!
Thanks, “SweetToothEvilClown!”
