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I tried giving GMA-7′s new soap shit-n-stuff Alakdana a “chance” to be appreciated, looking at these promotional pictures of its star Louise de los Reyes, but my all irreparably pervy eyes could see is a gigantic brown dick jutting out of some pretty girl’s ass. It’s so wrong on many accounts. For one, dick should be coming into, and not coming out of. We can just imagine a WTF turning point in the Alakdana plot: somebody falls in love with Louise, but BAM! Girl unfurls his ass-dick, and surprise! Girl’s dick is bigger than yours, and pointed at the tip, too! Try beating that!

Imaginary penises and What Should Have Been aside, Louise de los Reyes is a fresh new face whose sexy bikini pics we’d be happy to see in the future, just in case this new turn in her career comes crashing down into a big steaming pile of shit, and she suddenly finds herself facing the options the likes of Jackie Rice, Raven Villanueva, Aiza Marquez, and others faced–to our benefit.

Because that cleavage is very very promising!

Thanks to “Ass Buster” for bringing this to our attention. If you have similar observations in the local showbiz industry, hit us an email!

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