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Jessy Mendiola sunning in some beach, and this would’ve been better if Jessy had taken crash lessons in How To Squeeze One’s Boobies Like A Normal Person from Master Self-Squeezer Cristine Reyes. Or she could’ve asked somebody to do the pressing, like, uhh, Cristine Reyes again.

Anyway, if ever you get tired of staring at how Jessy’s Not Actually Showing Anything, you just go and ogle her now-classic cameltoe pics.

Jessy’s so luminous here she’s barely human; Also, would have liked her so much better if she’d parted those legs a little, like a good Catholic girl.

Thanks, “Mariel!”

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