Cristine Reyes performs (maybe ASAP) and we bet the male audience enters that “tunnel” where all sound recedes, movement magically slows down, hair becomes suddenly bouncier, and all you see in front of you is Cristine’s butt bounce-bounce-bounce!
Thanks, “Yohan@LCD!”
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“Hugh Ja’Coc” sent this single snap of Cristine Reyes, presumably from the set of her station’s shoot of its new summer ID. If we’re calculating things right, that shoot would have been sometime last weekend. So, if you were there, and you have pics/video clips, share!
Also: we gather that the new summer ID will be featured next Sunday on ASAP. Watch out for that!
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| Hmmm. There’s something off here I couldn’t put a finger on. |
OK, roll-call time! I see Maja Salvador, Kim Chiu, Iya Villania, Valerie Bangs Garcia, Cristine Reyes, Andi Eigenmann, Bea Alonzo, and…who else? Basically every hot POA from ABS-CBN’s stable was in Iloilo recently, sincerely doing what they could to make bouncy things bounce beautifully for the jaws-dropped inhabitants of the city.
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| Bea Alonzo urges the crowd to do the Hitler Salute. Bouncy! |
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| Kim Chiu demonstrates that her elbow and the corner of that pelvic bone are sharp enough to crush your balls, if shit came to that. Not very bouncy. |
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| Valerie Bangs Garcia, Cristine Reyes, Shaina Magdayao, Jessy Mendiola. All very bouncy! |
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| Maja Salvador, Kim Chiu just bein’ simply gorgeous. Taking a break from all that bouncing. |
Thanks, “Rexxy!”
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In this video clip, Cristine Reyes attempts to demonstrate her awesome Shakira-aping skillz. Nice one, Cristine! Especially the way those bouncing jugs “muffled” the screechy acoustics of your high notes! Very useful!
If the embedded video above doesn’t work, just go straight to this page.
Thanks, “In Zane!”
Jessy Mendiola sunning in some beach, and this would’ve been better if Jessy had taken crash lessons in How To Squeeze One’s Boobies Like A Normal Person from Master Self-Squeezer Cristine Reyes. Or she could’ve asked somebody to do the pressing, like, uhh, Cristine Reyes again.
Anyway, if ever you get tired of staring at how Jessy’s Not Actually Showing Anything, you just go and ogle her now-classic cameltoe pics.
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| Jessy’s so luminous here she’s barely human; Also, would have liked her so much better if she’d parted those legs a little, like a good Catholic girl. |
Thanks, “Mariel!”
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It’s one thing to have succulent mammaries like these, it’s another to further up the ante by choosing the best angle and cleverly pressing those boobs where it matters most. This is too much! You know when it’s warm and you have nothing else to do but play with your scrotum and stretch it and pull at it until it’s taut and shiny and smooth? That’s what I think when I see this hot Cristine Reyes pic. Bursting boobs=scrotal sac. Yeah, I’m sick like that.
But thanks to “The Jologs” for this one.
I wasn’t even aware that Cristine Reyes is on the “war path” and currently would soooo love to go Medieval on Sarah Geronimo‘s ass (check out other gossipy websites elsewhere), until FAD ninja “Jason” emailed these pics.Then I understood…not!
Now the logical next question would be: who’s this girl, and does anyone have download links? Hit the comments!
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