FAD 3.0

Alright, not actually Coleen Garcia, but some Spanish actress named Maria Valverde, and these exciting screencaps are from her 2005 film, Melissa P–we had presumed “P” here meant either pussy or pounding or pussy’s Tagalog equivalents. We’re geniuses like that–which is the film version of an Italian novel, also called Melissa P, and was written by Melissa P–Panarello, that is. It turns out, Melissa P the writer is one who likes talking about sex and penetration and orgasms–considered filthy, unspeakable things in her old-fashioned town somewhere in Sicily.

Go search Melissa P on torrent sites. We gather it’s quite “therapeutic”–especially for those who’s got the hots for Coleen Garcia.

Thanks, anonymous person!

Fast-rising tween star Coleen Garcia may be too “saccharine” for a certain segment of the television machine-viewing population, but some of these pics demonstrate her total bombshell potential. So y’all just hope that things happen in her career that would eventually compel her to take off more of those “useless” clothes, and we hope that happens while we are still fucking alive!

Thanks, “Marky!”

A shitload after the cut.

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